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An Uninvited Visit from the Just Family
For most of my life, I have been getting uninvited visits from what I refer to as "the Just family." They are not a real family, that is a euphemism that I have created to describe know-it-all advice givers who always use the word "just" when telling others what to do. They make everything sound easy to fix; and, they never consider what the person they are talking to may have already done to handle a situation. No, they know it all. They have all the answers and they are more than willing to give them to you. Take, for instance, the situation of the family member with a drinking problem. This family member has stopped thinking clearly for some time, at least as long as they have been drinking. Anyone with an alcoholic family member knows that it is impossible to reason with them, mainly because they are not all there. They have been replaced by an alcohol-soaked brain. Now, let us imagine talking about this with some friends. Suddenly, someone overhears the convers...
Here's a cute one: ..... "The Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve" .... 10. God worried that Adam would... always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. * 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) * 8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him. * 7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself. * 6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night. * 5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing. * 4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools. * 3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. * 2. As the Bible says, "It is ...
Mice!
In a previous post, I spoke about happiness being a slow cooker, or part of it. Now, I will talk about unhappiness being a dead mouse on your kitchen floor when you get up in the morning. Yes, it is true. There was a dead mouse on my kitchen floor. Now, let me explain. The exterminator put poison behind the stove to kill the mice, and told me that they would eat the poison then go back down the mouse hole and die. He was right about one point, the mice did eat the poison; however, one mouse decided not to go back down the mouse hole to die, it went out to my kitchen floor to die! So there I am just getting up in the morning. Just picture me wandering in to make coffee, still in my nightgown and not wearing my glasses. I see some sort of lump in the floor...a greyish-colored lump with a stringy thing sticking out of one side. I asked myself "Is that left-over fluffity fur?" (fur left over from my cat Sylvester that I nicknamed fluffity because he was a long-haired fl...
